Monday, July 23, 2012


The Obama Man Can! 
[with apologies to Sammy Davis Jr.]




Who can take tomorrow, dip it all in gloom? 
Separate Americans & create nothin' but doom? 
The Obama Man Can!


Who can take the sunrise, cover it in crap? 
Hand out a buncha food stamps, & say 'be content with that!'? 
The Obama Man Can!


The Obama Man Can! The Obama Man can, cuz he's a socialist 
who's gonna make live like you should!


Who can take the Constitution, shred it in a day?
Refuse to answer questions, then turn and walk away? 
The Obama Man can!


Who can take a Peace Prize, cover it in War? 
Send a 1,000 guns to Mexico, and leave a 100 bodies on the floor? 
The Obama Man Can!


The Obama Man Can! The Obama Man can, cuz he's a socialist 
who's gonna make live like you should!


Who can snap his fingers, media at his beck and call? 
To cover up his gaffes & sell his lies to y'all? 
The Obama Man Can!


Who can take your freedoms and make'em disappear? 
Then turn right around and say there's nothing to fear? 
The Obama Man can! 


Who can make you work harder, harder than before?
Have you struggling to make ends meet
while you dream of days of yore? 
The Obama Man can! 


The Obama Man Can! The Obama Man can, cuz he's a socialist 
who's gonna make live like you should!


Who can lose his job in November,
 get his ass tossed out the door? 
Have to watch us change it back 
to the way it was before? 
The Obama Man can!


The Obama Man can, cause we've had enough of him, 
and so it's time for him to go! 


Note: I'm not the first guy to spoof Obama using 'The Candy Man' song. That was Canadian comedian Greg Morton, who's howler of a video is right here: 


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