Hey If I Were Obama,

I Wouldn't Want To Talk

About The Economy Either

Look! Over There! A $990 Shirt!

Instead, I would talk about stuff like........


1. My opponent putting a dog on top of his car decades ago
2. My opponent's wife buying her own expensive clothes with her own money
3. My opponent's weirdo religion
4. My opponent's wealth & where he keeps his money
5. My opponent's youthful pranks from almost 50 years ago
6. My opponent's stance on gay marriage


But that's just me.  I'm sure Obama would be a far more responsible President and would actually address the most pressing crisis facing the country & not keep trying to distract people from it.